It is well recorded that the Schitt families
of America came from France. The immigrant Schitt
was Jack Schitt. He came to America around 1785
on the French ship deLatrine. He went directly to
and settled on the Uiren River in the lower Ohio
Valley.
From here the Schitt spread all over the country.
It can be said with certainty that all the Schitt
in America originated from Ohio.
The Schitt family was primerly of the Catholic
faith. The Schitts are staunch Democratic but
have made their mark on the Republicans as well.
The genealogy on the immigrant, Jack Schitt.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and 0. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married 0.
Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and
the deeply religious couple produced 6
children:
Holie Schitt,
Fulla Schitt,
Giva Schitt,
Bull Schitt,
Deap Schitt (twin)
Dip Schitt (twin)
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt
married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe
Schitt divorced.
Noe Schiff later married Mr. Sherlock, and
because her kids were living with them, she
wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt
married Loda Schitt and they produced a
nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-
Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse Bull
Schitt.
The prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new
bride, Piza Schitt.
Many people are at a lost for a response when
someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
For now not only do you know Jack you know his
whole farnily.
PHOTO OF JACK SCHITT,
ca. 1890 OHIO
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