Schitts of Ohio


THE SCHITT FAMILIES OF OHIO
    


Jack Schitt in Ohio, 1785
It is well recorded that the Schitt families 
of America came from France. The immigrant Schitt 
was Jack Schitt. He came to America around 1785 
on the French ship deLatrine. He went directly to 
and settled on the Uiren River in the lower Ohio 
Valley. 
From here the Schitt spread all over the country. 
It can be said with certainty that all the Schitt 
in America originated from Ohio.
The Schitt family was primerly of the Catholic 
faith. The Schitts are staunch Democratic but 
have made their mark on the Republicans as well.

The genealogy on the immigrant, Jack Schitt.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and 0. Schitt. 
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married 0. 
Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc. 

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and 
the deeply religious couple produced 6 
children:

Holie Schitt, 
Fulla Schitt, 
Giva Schitt, 
Bull Schitt, 
Deap Schitt (twin) 
Dip Schitt  (twin)

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt 
married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. 
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe 
Schitt divorced.

Noe Schiff later married Mr. Sherlock, and 
because her kids were living with them, she 
wanted to keep her previous name. She was 
then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt 
married Loda Schitt and they produced a 
nervous son, Chicken Schitt. 

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married 
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper 
announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-
Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse Bull 
Schitt. 

The prodigal son, left home to tour the world. 
He recently returned from Italy with his new 
bride, Piza Schitt.

Many people are at a lost for a response when 
someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation. 
For now not only do you know Jack you know his 
whole farnily.


PHOTO OF JACK SCHITT, 
ca. 1890 OHIO


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