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THE SCHITT FAMILIES OF OHIO

Jack Schitt in Ohio, 1785

It is well recorded that the Schitt families of America came from France. The immigrant Schitt was Jack Schitt. He came to America around 1785 on the French ship deLatrine. He went directly to and settled on the Uiren River in the lower Ohio Valley. From here the Schitt spread all over the country. It can be said with certainty that all the Schitt in America originated from Ohio. The Schitt family was primerly of the Catholic faith. The Schitts are staunch Democratic but have made their mark on the Republicans as well. The genealogy on the immigrant, Jack Schitt. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and 0. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married 0. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, Deap Schitt (twin) Dip Schitt (twin) Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schiff later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt- Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse Bull Schitt. The prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt. Many people are at a lost for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. For now not only do you know Jack you know his whole farnily.



PHOTO OF JACK SCHITT, ca. 1890 OHIO

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